Where are all the jokes?

[firlandsfarm]

People wrongly convicted, imprisoned, bankrupt and awaiting compensation can now sleep at night, Sunak's on the case.

What is frustrating is that it took a TV documentary for them to take any action. I was listening to a series of programs on Radio 4 about it a year ago ! The worst miscarriage of justice in British history. They should have stepped in a long time ago.

Yes and following the success of Mr Bates v The Post Office on stirring action to resolve this can we now have a 'drama doc' on the boat people!

[Derek27]

I was walking past a crowd at a bus stop and I heard somebody say, "Fuck me it's cold".

What sort of chat up line is that? Has anyone used it successfully?

[Derek27]

Starmer compared the Tory party to a hundred bald men scraping over a single broken comb.

[Derek27]

A Boeing 737 has been booked for July to take asylum seekers to Rwanda. Two seats reserved for deportees and 150 for news crews.

[firlandsfarm]

Just noticed that Knorr and The Hairy Bikers have produced "Meat Free Chicken Stock Pots"!!

[Derek27]

News reader just referred to Covid as the panderek.

[Derek27]

The body of a teenager has been found in a bog in Northern Ireland, archaeologists have dated it back to the iron age, around 500 BC.

Police have arrested a local drug dealer.

[paspuggie48]

News reader just referred to Covid as the panderek.

Something Trump might say LOL

[Derek27]

Alex Burghart: Richie Sunak has been doing an incredibly good job...

Fiona Bruce: Why do you think people are laughing?

[Kai]

I have thought of a good tip for any newbie preppers out there, I suppose I have nowhere else to post it but here.

Tip #1 : ONLY build stockpiles of foods you hate. They will last a lot longer. Potentially forever!

[Derek27]

I have thought of a good tip for any newbie preppers out there, I suppose I have nowhere else to post it but here.

Tip #1 : ONLY build stockpiles of foods you hate. They will last a lot longer. Potentially forever!

+1 I've got a tin of Newgate stewed steak that I bought during the Covid empty shelves' crisis. It's still in my food cupboard over a year past its sell by date.

I guess you're getting bored waiting for goals like I am.

[Derek27]

New Tory policy to end knife crime: legislation to declare that knives are not sharp.

[Kai]

I think it's safe to post this now after everyone is already finished with their new years resolututions

[conduirez]

Have you heard about the atomic scientist who went into hospital with an STD and came out with a new clear weapon.

[Derek27]

Armed police have shot dead a man in Southwark. Can't imagine how they would do it without arms. How would they hold the gun?