I'm going to tell you for free!
Pick horses which relate to your wife.
She let me down on Amazing Red. But ginger nut hosed up!
I just need to give the system a bit of a shine, then a Racing Post column is surely mine!
New system! Road to riches!
- ShaunWhite
- Posts: 9731
- Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:42 am
Speaking of appropriate names.... 18th July - 5:10 Lingfield.
2 Horse race.
1st Trouble and Strife
2nd Brexit Means Brexit
'nuf said.
While I was checking that result I found this which was quite interesting about the free movement of horses.
https://edition-m.cnn.com/2018/03/07/s ... gle.com%2F
2 Horse race.
1st Trouble and Strife
2nd Brexit Means Brexit
'nuf said.
While I was checking that result I found this which was quite interesting about the free movement of horses.
https://edition-m.cnn.com/2018/03/07/s ... gle.com%2F
The earliest horse race I remember was the Grand National in 1992.
Here is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTKiDiC890
I was a deeply weird 14 year old and was interested more in politics than horses, so loved that Party Politics won in an election year...
Here is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTKiDiC890
I was a deeply weird 14 year old and was interested more in politics than horses, so loved that Party Politics won in an election year...
The best one was the year before. I was working for Ladbrokes at the time and we got caned. We literally ran out of money, we had to cash cheques at the bank on Monday, so we could pay punters out. At the time, Ladbrokes admitted it was one of their worst National results everbrimson25 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:19 amThe earliest horse race I remember was the Grand National in 1992.
Here is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTKiDiC890
I was a deeply weird 14 year old and was interested more in politics than horses, so loved that Party Politics won in an election year...
Seagram and Garrison Savannah had both arrived after spellbinding performances at Cheltenham and looked perfectly weighted. There was massive money for them both during the morning, eventually going off at 12/1 and 7/1 (2nd and 3rd favourites behind Scudamore's Bonanza Boy). They stormed it
We took some serious hits on Seagram at 16/1 and 14/1 before finally winning at 12/1. I remember though 5 punters had the reverse forecast. They scooped some massive returns and wiped us out
- SeaHorseRacing
- Posts: 2893
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 7:06 pm
Why does brexit seem to come into every topic?
I'm interested. Do you think something like that could happen today? Or with all the data etc bookies have they'd be able to swerve it? I suppose I'm asking was that a function of it's time?LeTiss wrote: ↑Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:14 amThe best one was the year before. I was working for Ladbrokes at the time and we got caned. We literally ran out of money, we had to cash cheques at the bank on Monday, so we could pay punters out. At the time, Ladbrokes admitted it was one of their worst National results everbrimson25 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:19 amThe earliest horse race I remember was the Grand National in 1992.
Here is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTKiDiC890
I was a deeply weird 14 year old and was interested more in politics than horses, so loved that Party Politics won in an election year...
Seagram and Garrison Savannah had both arrived after spellbinding performances at Cheltenham and looked perfectly weighted. There was massive money for them both during the morning, eventually going off at 12/1 and 7/1 (2nd and 3rd favourites behind Scudamore's Bonanza Boy). They stormed it
We took some serious hits on Seagram at 16/1 and 14/1 before finally winning at 12/1. I remember though 5 punters had the reverse forecast. They scooped some massive returns and wiped us out
Not by me. Incidentally, I know that some horse names are banned. I don't think for example you can call a horse a swear-word or after people? for example:
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/gen ... 54741.html
Personally, I'd be quite strict about controversial names. People need a break from all the hassle. I can't hack it.
Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Willie Be Hardigan
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks
Horse Names which made it
Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast
X-Rated Banned Names
Anna Bortion
Betty Phuckzer
Ben N Syder
Ben Jackinoff
Cockney Wanker
Cunnilingus
Cunning Stunt
Cupid Stunt
Curley Pubes
Dick Bush
Dick Cheese
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Fizintite
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Lipps
Dick N Cider
Harry Balzitch
Harry Scrote
Hucking Fell
Ima Homeau
Ima Reillycumming
Jack Inoff
Jack Me Off
Neil Anblomee
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Ohowie Dickter
Pee Ness
Willie Fisterbottom
Anita B Lojob
Anita Blackman
Anita Dick
Anita Hardcock
Anita Pussy
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hoare
Anita Dickinme
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Willie Be Hardigan
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks
Horse Names which made it
Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast
X-Rated Banned Names
Anna Bortion
Betty Phuckzer
Ben N Syder
Ben Jackinoff
Cockney Wanker
Cunnilingus
Cunning Stunt
Cupid Stunt
Curley Pubes
Dick Bush
Dick Cheese
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Fizintite
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Lipps
Dick N Cider
Harry Balzitch
Harry Scrote
Hucking Fell
Ima Homeau
Ima Reillycumming
Jack Inoff
Jack Me Off
Neil Anblomee
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Ohowie Dickter
Pee Ness
Willie Fisterbottom
Anita B Lojob
Anita Blackman
Anita Dick
Anita Hardcock
Anita Pussy
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hoare
Anita Dickinme
Instead of having a list of banned names they may as well judge each name on application, because the list will be endless!
I remember Hoof Hearted - early 80's and some poor commentator had to call the race.
There is a horse in the US called Packy's Out that won a race the other month. I suspect it's a common name over there and not offensive but you can imagine the controversy if it raced over here!
I remember Hoof Hearted - early 80's and some poor commentator had to call the race.
There is a horse in the US called Packy's Out that won a race the other month. I suspect it's a common name over there and not offensive but you can imagine the controversy if it raced over here!
- SeaHorseRacing
- Posts: 2893
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 7:06 pm
That’s so funny
Major B Oner
I’ve always said. If I ever own a horse I will name it My Face.
Just so the commentators or punters watching the race can cheer. Come on My Face!
Major B Oner
I’ve always said. If I ever own a horse I will name it My Face.
Just so the commentators or punters watching the race can cheer. Come on My Face!