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macawboy
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Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot

Chocolate Starfish

Choke the Chicken

Curl One Off

Dick Face

Harry Azzol

Harry Balls

Harry Monk

Hugh G Dildeaux

Hugh G Rection

Hugh Gass Kisser

Hugh Gorgy

Hugh Janus

Ima Hoare

Ima Goodlay

Ima P Ness

Ima Rapist

Ivanna Humpalot

Ivanna Threesome

Ivanna Tinkle

Major B Oner

Norfolk Enchants

OilBeefHooked

Pee Nesenvy

Willie Be Hardigan

Spank The Monkey

The Fokker

The Gobbler

Jack Schitt

Amanda Mount

Anita B Jaynow

Anita Bath

Anita Longerman

Anita Mandelay

Anna Reksik

Annie Position

Annie Rection

Are Soles to You

Arfur Foulkesaycke

Ben Derhover

Ben Timover

Betty Swallocks

Horse Names which made it

Slippery Dick

Fuchu

Little Knickers

Noble Locks

Big Tits

Finmental

Who Gives A Donald

Passing Wind

Hoof Hearted

Geespot

Dirty Sanchez

Foxy Fanny

Muff Diver

Peony’s Envy

Wear The Fox Hat

Sofa Can Fast

X-Rated Banned Names

Anna Bortion

Betty Phuckzer

Ben N Syder

Ben Jackinoff

Cockney Wanker

Cunnilingus

Cunning Stunt

Cupid Stunt

Curley Pubes

Dick Bush

Dick Cheese

Dick Cumming

Dick Cumoff

Dick Fizintite

Dick Hertz

Dick Hungwell

Dick Gozinya

Dick Lipps

Dick N Cider

Harry Balzitch

Harry Scrote

Hucking Fell

Ima Homeau

Ima Reillycumming

Jack Inoff

Jack Me Off

Neil Anblomee

Neil Enlick

Neil Ensuck

Ohowie Dickter

Pee Ness

Willie Fisterbottom

Anita B Lojob

Anita Blackman

Anita Dick

Anita Hardcock

Anita Pussy

Anita Hanjaab

Anita Hoare

Anita Dickinme
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Derek27
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Instead of having a list of banned names they may as well judge each name on application, because the list will be endless!

I remember Hoof Hearted - early 80's and some poor commentator had to call the race.

There is a horse in the US called Packy's Out that won a race the other month. I suspect it's a common name over there and not offensive but you can imagine the controversy if it raced over here!
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SeaHorseRacing
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That’s so funny

Major B Oner :lol:

I’ve always said. If I ever own a horse I will name it My Face.

Just so the commentators or punters watching the race can cheer. Come on My Face!
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brimson25
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... also works if it's a faller "my face falls...."
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LeTiss
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Correct me if I'm imagining it, but wasn't there a horse back in the 90's called Mary Hinge?
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GRW
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indeed there was Le Tiss trained by Julie Cecil
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LeTiss
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GRW wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:34 am
indeed there was Le Tiss trained by Julie Cecil
Many thanks. Bit surprised the name made it through :D
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Derek27
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LeTiss wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:22 pm
GRW wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:34 am
indeed there was Le Tiss trained by Julie Cecil
Many thanks. Bit surprised the name made it through :D
If I was responsible for approving and disapproving horse names, I think a lot of undesirable names would slip through the net. The job must be quite difficult with all the slang and dialects around!
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bennyboy351
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SeaHorseRacing wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:47 pm
That’s so funny

Major B Oner :lol:

I’ve always said. If I ever own a horse I will name it My Face.

Just so the commentators or punters watching the race can cheer. Come on My Face!
Sicko! LOL
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Kafkaesque
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macawboy wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:25 pm
Wear The Fox Hat
Never knew that euphemism, love it. Or even that it was one....I'll never look at the posts from a certain member the same again :shock:
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brimson25
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G for ginger in the next. Drifting, though.
stueytrader
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Just need to keep backing whatever the screaming, drunken group of women are backing whenever you go to the races - they never fail to be on the winner, while I have spent 8 hours study backing the loser (usually 2nd...) :?
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My 87 year old Mum has got 2 Melbourne Cup winners (edit: out of 3) via "psychic" means. One was 120-1 .I put a fiver on it and boom :mrgreen: :shock: I am thinking of plugging her into my PC :D
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brimson25
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mcgoo wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:10 am
My 87 year old Mum has got 2 Melbourne Cup winners (edit: out of 3) via "psychic" means. One was 120-1 .I put a fiver on it and boom :mrgreen: :shock: I am thinking of plugging her into my PC :D
That's the basis for a tipster service, too! :D
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mcgoo
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brimson25 wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:10 am
mcgoo wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:10 am
My 87 year old Mum has got 2 Melbourne Cup winners (edit: out of 3) via "psychic" means. One was 120-1 .I put a fiver on it and boom :mrgreen: :shock: I am thinking of plugging her into my PC :D
That's the basis for a tipster service, too! :D
>>>>>Website under construction :lol:
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