RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

It's that time of year when you remember what cold really means.

[The Silk Run]

How can a Human Being be called Illegal !!! What is this World coming to ....

[Derek27]

How can a Human Being be called Illegal !!! What is this World coming to ....

How can an act of parliament, which by definition should be law and legal, be named the Illegal Immigration Act?

You would think at least one of the idiots behind the process of enacting that legislation would have seen the irony?

[andy28]

I consider myself a big strapping lad yet the last two jars of peanut butter I got from the supermarket I have failed to open without the aid of pliers from the shed. God only knows how little old ladies or children do it

[Derek27]

I consider myself a big strapping lad yet the last two jars of peanut butter I got from the supermarket I have failed to open without the aid of pliers from the shed. God only knows how little old ladies or children do it

There's no limit to the nature and quality of advice you can get on this forum.

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[andy28]

Truly a wealth of knowledge on the forums

[Derek27]

Why do atheists living on their own spend a whole hour untangling and setting up a flipping Christmas tree? What's wrong with these idiots?

[Derek27]

The wonders of LED technology.

Remember the old days when you switched on the Christmas tree lights and considered yourself lucky not to blow you main fuse ... or spend the next few days searching for compatible lightbulbs?

[firlandsfarm]

I consider myself a big strapping lad yet the last two jars of peanut butter I got from the supermarket I have failed to open without the aid of pliers from the shed. God only knows how little old ladies or children do it

Someone with a similar dilemma came up with the suggestion that the Directors should be required to have their aged mums open any packaging they wrap around their products.

[Derek27]

Just trying to find something to test automation on before the big leagues start. Every flipping match is on 12 seconds!

[Derek27]

McDonald's month of offers is over, now it's Burger King for a week. Today, £1.99 Whopper, Chicken Royale or Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

And that's after my £1.99 double sausage & egg breakfast McMuffin.

Spend £15 to get free chicken goolies with your food!!

[Derek27]

The Sun, Star, Mirror, Express and i all have the same front-page news ... an Aldi advert.

[Derek27]

Logged into the Burger King app in anticipation of today's burger. It's a flipping prize draw entry!

[Derek27]

Booked an appointment to see my GP ... just under a six-week wait!

[Derek27]

flipping cat goes out every half hour ... for two minutes at a time!