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Derek27
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Truss's memoirs are out, entitled "Ten years to save the west"!

Should be called 49 days to fuck-up the country. :lol:
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Flights to Rwanda set to leave at ten to twelve today!

Sorry, that's ten to twelve weeks (or months or years). :lol:
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What's Lucy Letby trying to do? Get her sentence cut to just five life sentences? :lol: :lol:
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Asylum seekers telling Sky News that they regret coming to the UK now that the Rwanda bill's gone through and it will stop many more from coming over. :lol:

Can they not see they're just taking the piss? :lol: :lol:
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.

I phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs
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When the Americans went into space, they invested $250,000 in developing a pen that can write in zero gravity.

The Russians used a pencil ..... but they forgot the sharpener.
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A laptop-size bag with wheels! ... in case you want to carry some bricks around. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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