The beer garden

[Derek27]

She's clearly in denial, narcissistic and mentally unstable. She's not capable of understanding she's done anything wrong, never mind take responsibility for it.

And Tory party members chose her.

"She's clearly in denial, narcissistic and mentally unstable. She's not capable of understanding she's done anything wrong, never mind take responsibility for it."

I thought you were discussing Liz Truss, not my girlfriend,

Firlandsfarm's trademark triple smiley seems to have really taken the internet by storm

I use between 1 and 5 s, depending on how funny it is.

[conduirez]

"She's clearly in denial, narcissistic and mentally unstable. She's not capable of understanding she's done anything wrong, never mind take responsibility for it."

I thought you were discussing Liz Truss, not my girlfriend,

Firlandsfarm's trademark triple smiley seems to have really taken the internet by storm

I use between 1 and 5 s, depending on how funny it is.

I prefer triples, it saves all those unnecessary trips to the bar. Bottoms up!

[greenmark]

Just googled Spike Milligan. One of the sugggested questions was "What happened to Spike Milligan".

Er..... he died! Don't get me wrong, Spike was my comedic hero. The lunacy of that question is Milliganesque.

[conduirez]

Pub tonight, got to have a couple of pints on St Georges Day.

[Derek27]

Pub tonight, got to have a couple of pints on St Georges Day.

You're the only person that made me aware it's St Georges Day. Funny how St Patrick's Day and Burn's Night is talked about for days.

[Derek27]

According to the World Health Organisation, Britain's leading the world ......... in underage drinking.

[Derek27]

Next time you buy a stick of rock, remember, there are only 30 people in the UK skilled enough to put the letters in. There are more people who can perform open heart surgery!!

[Derek27]

It's the good cop bad cop routine at the Post Office inquiry. One barrister questions Bogerd in a controlled and forensic manner, the other calls her a grossly incompetent liar.

[Derek27]

For 14 years, Doctor Poultry, former SoS for Department of Health, was happy to see patients. But now that an election is approaching, he's had a reality check, decided he can no longer look patients in the eye and has decided to cross the floor.

[Derek27]

From tomorrow, immigrants turning up to routine appointments with immigration officials may be sent to detention centres with the potential of being deported to Rwanda.

I wonder if anyone will think of not turning up.

[Derek27]

Trevor Phillips complaining to Sunak that he can't book a holiday until he makes up his mind about the election.

[Derek27]

You have to do well to give a resignation speech without your voice breaking but I knew it wouldn't happen with Lettuce Liz. She was a flipping robot.

[Derek27]

From tomorrow, immigrants turning up to routine appointments with immigration officials may be sent to detention centres with the potential of being deported to Rwanda.

I wonder if anyone will think of not turning up.

The answer; over 3000 have.

[Derek27]

It takes thousands of police officers and an organised, nationwide and publicised search to catch a dangerous criminal on the loose, but Victoria Atkins believes she has the means of catching all 3000 asylum seekers gone missing.

If only she was the home secretary.

[Derek27]

7,567 migrants crossed the channel in the first four months of this year, one successfully sent back.