One of Putin's ministers approached him and said, "Mr President, I have good news and bad news".
Putin said, "Tell me the bad news first".
The minister replied, "Nobody voted for you in the election".
Putin went red in the face, looked furious and said, "Well what's the good news".
"You've won anyway".
Where are all the jokes?
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GB News sports reporter has just commented that it's tradition for the winning team in boat race to dip their cox in the river afterwards! I wonder what the winner of the women's race do
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I like that onefirlandsfarm wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:46 amGB News sports reporter has just commented that it's tradition for the winning team in boat race to dip their cox in the river afterwards! I wonder what the winner of the women's race do
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I've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.
Not many people can say they've been there.
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My dad couldSillyContrarian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:54 amI've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.
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I have visited Brecon Beer Cans. Is it nearby.SillyContrarian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:54 amI've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.
Earliest ever sighting of Asian hornets in the UK. Scientists are concerned about the effects on the bee population and are asking the public to report sightings so it can be checked out.
Surely by the time they drive there it'll be gone.
Surely by the time they drive there it'll be gone.