Where are all the jokes?

[ANGELS15]

Two nurses were chatting. One said ' I examined a patient today and he had 5 dicks!' The other said 'how do his underpants fit?' The first nurse said 'like a glove'.

[weemac]

My uncle mocked me for being unable to spell 'schadenfreude', but he's dead so who's laughing now?

[jimibt]

“My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.”

[paspuggie48]

There is a LadBible YouTube doing the rounds about people's 'nicknames'....

This is simply hilarious !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1MfZepi-Y

[Kai]

Why did nivi7 choose that username for himself? Because the first six were banned.

[Trader Pat]

Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?"

[weemac]

Two chimps in a bath. One says: "Ooh ooh aah aah"
The other says: "Just pour a bit of cold water In it."

[sniffer66]

I went to the worst zoo in the world yesterday.
All they had was a solitary dog in a cage.

It was a Shitzu.

[sniffer66]

Actually, that's a bit of a lie, the one the day before only had a baguette in a cage.

Sign said "Bread in captivity"

[paspuggie48]

I went to the worst zoo in the world yesterday.
All they had was a solitary dog in a cage.

It was a Shitzu.

[gianni]

Whats the difference between a girl coming out from the church and a girl coming out of the bathroom?

[Kai]

Whats the difference between a girl coming out from the church and a girl coming out of the bathroom?

One was praying to God while the other was praying to the porcelain god?

[paspuggie48]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don’t serve food in here!"

[Trader Pat]

"Dad, how come my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"

[Derek27]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don’t serve food in here!"