Where are all the jokes?

[Derek27]

Is that a joke?

Nope

My apologies for not adhering to thread rules

It's not RULES. It's that there are plenty of other threads to vent your spleen. I wish I could drop a joke in here, but I can't, because I'm rubbish at that, but I like the Op's initial idea. It's gone a bit wonky over time.
Give me more jokes! We need them now more than ever.

If somebody has a comment to make about any joke on the thread, they are entitled to post it here. This thread is not titled jokes, true jokes and nothing but jokes!

[Derek27]

Reform UK are changing their name ... to Tory Dustbin.

[Derek27]

A woman called Sue went into the Dog House (a pub that Lee Andeson frequents) and gave the barman a fiver so Lee Anderson can have a drink on her.

Police are appealing for information of her identity and whereabouts, concerned about her mental state.

[Derek27]

I heard a really funny joke last night, but I forgotten it.

[Derek27]

Tom Hunt MP: Lee Anderson is a man who more often than not talks a lot of sense.

[Derek27]

Details of President Biden's annual medical reports have been released, and it says he remains fit to be president. His doctor detailed health issues he's experienced but concludes he's a healthy, active, robust 81-year-old.

[Derek27]

All MI5 agents are to receive a pay rise, 5000 Rubles a month!

[Derek27]

How ironic, using 500 tonnes of rocket fuel to blast off a satellite to measure atmospheric pollution.

[jimibt]

this fortunately ended well - if a little amusing

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/stat ... J5KbkYvy1Q

[Derek27]

this fortunately ended well - if a little amusing

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/stat ... J5KbkYvy1Q

That's on two threads now. One man's amusement is another man's rant.

[Derek27]

Gillian Keegan, who's doing a flipping good job as Education Secretary, was shocked by schools' experience with Ofsted, and would probably have punched the inspectors for their rudeness.

[conduirez]

this fortunately ended well - if a little amusing

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/stat ... J5KbkYvy1Q

That's on two threads now. One man's amusement is another man's rant.

Bloody shoplifters are everywhere.

[Derek27]

Reform UK are changing their name ... to Tory Dustbin.

... and they're living up to their name.

[Derek27]

Mark Harper: The choice is simple in the election. You can vote for the Conservatives with a plan [to fuck-up the country], or you can vote for Labour without a plan [to fuck-up the country].

[jimibt]

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