Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence
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Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash
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Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse)
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse)
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me"
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me"
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Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped
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Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted
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Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse, sweating profusely he
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse, sweating profusely he
Here we go thought the trader. Ready to smash a Greggs pasty, because he was a secret agent. Find me a replacement for my steak bake pasty, the other one could be bugged. But fck me, gently with a prize winning leek. He woke up startled and confused, with tears in his ample buttocks. It was still his last egg of the Alien invasion, he realised.
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse, sweating profusely he checked his watch
Nervously he reached for his wife, but soon realised she was gone with a note, left on the steak bake pasty. The prized egg a double yolker. "Hmm, strange coincidence", he said grasping his false leg covered in ketchup, with a greasy sausage that was forever a memory.
Are you there?, report the status. The status was null and void, or was it?
To be continued.
The vicar arrived, "Where's my Greggs?", Greggs was infested with suspension monkey's. "Not again", thought Betfair's Support Team. ''Anyone got a clue'' he said. The trader wept. On the flipside his wife phoned to console him, she was naked!
Ooh er missus!. Is that a bucket of creosote for the fence or for me?? A pure whitewash at the Whitehouse (AKA The Sh!tehouse). "Come with me" said Donald Trump, Trumpety trump - thump!, the vicar gasped three hail mary's, the trader fainted. He awoke to yet another multiverse, sweating profusely he checked his watch